Dr. Gregory House: [the outgoing message on House's answering machine] You've reached a number that has been disconnected and is no longer in service. If you feel you've reached this recording in error, go with it. Hang up. On three: One, two...
Dr. Gregory House: [to Cuddy about sperm donors] You're designing a kid, a loser kid! He's already getting pummeled at gym.
Dr. Gregory House: Diagnostically, she needed to be hurt. I wanted to hurt her. Win, win.
Dr. James Wilson: [referring to House's encounter with Crandall's old girlfriend] And you blew it.
Dr. Gregory House: Technically...
[does reverse motion with hands indicating that she "blew" it]
Dr. Gregory House: She'll be fine by lunch. See I was wrong before... about the breakfast.
Dr. Gregory House: Three rules for hunting fungus. Location, location, location.
Dylan Crandall: She said she'd never go back there.
Dr. Eric Foreman: She lied to you. She's your kid, get used to it.