- Mary Ann Summers: Where's Gilligan?
- Ginger Grant: We forgot about Gilligan.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Oh, the last time I saw Gilligan, he was collecting feathers for some ridiculous idea that he had.
- Mary Ann Summers: Skipper, look.
- [they see Gilligan on the roof of a hut with wings he made from feathers]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Gilligan, come down here right now.
- Gilligan: Skipper, I've been watching the birds fly. It's real easy.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Gilligan, come down here right now.
- Gilligan: Okay, here I come.
- [he flaps his wings and floats in the air]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Gilligan, you can't fly. It's impossible.
- Gilligan: I can't?
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: No!
- Gilligan: Oh. Mmm.
- [stops flapping his wings and falls to the ground]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Gilligan! Gilligan, little buddy! Are you all right?
- Gilligan: Why did you have to say that? Impossible? Why did you have to say that?
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: Oh, let him go, Thurston. What's the difference?
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: That's right, Mr. Howell. What's the difference? He can't spend any more of your money even if he is rescued.
- Thurston Howell III: Well, he can't, can he? He's wearing my pants and my wallets in the back pocket!