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Quotes
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Tomas Zepeda : You're either DEA or Immigration. You're not FBI. They wear suits.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : NCIS.
Ceasar Bernal : Navy cops.
Tomas Zepeda : What'd we do to piss you off? Come on, man. We get blamed for everything these days. Help me out. We steal the Admiral's car?
Ceasar Bernal : Or his calzoncillos?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You killed two Marines. The first in a drive-by shooting. The other in Rock Creek Park.
Tomas Zepeda : Take me away.
[motions to other gang members]
Tomas Zepeda : You want one of them instead? Go with the Federales, they need a suspect.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We know who did it.
[puts photos on the table]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You can keep those.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't look surprised.
Tomas Zepeda : I never seen them before.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : They used to run your organization.
Tomas Zepeda : Organization? We're a social club.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You're not El Jefe.
Tomas Zepeda : No? Who am I?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : "El Gordo"?
[Spanish, "The fat one?"]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [everyone in the restaurant laughs] See? Nobody laughs at the boss. You have El Jefe give me a call, or I book him the next seat on the flight to Gitmo.
Tomas Zepeda : You can't do that. We're not terrorists.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ziva?
Officer Ziva David : I'll have Tel Aviv produce an intercept between Al Qaeda and this... social club. You want photos?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That would be good.
Officer Ziva David : It might take me twenty-four hours.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Okay. Twenty-four hours.
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[watching McGee interview a suspect]
Officer Ziva David : McGee is a capable interrogator. He can be quite intimidating when he wants to be.
[inside]
Ceasar Bernal : You can't keep me in here like this!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No, actually I can. You see, La Vida Mala has suspected links to al-Qaeda. So all I have to do is say the word "terrorist," and I can keep you in this room until you grow old and die.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [impressed] That... actually was intimidating.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Two kids found the First Sergeant floating under six inches of ice.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ice, that means...
Officer Ziva David : You're going to make a really juvenile cold case joke?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's a really good one, too.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : DiNiozzo! Where the hell have you been?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I come bearing gifts. Spent the night at Rock Creek Park, and I found these when they drained the pond.
[produces a trio of guns]
Officer Ziva David : Whoa! That's a big one.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You expecting an "attaboy"?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I thought it would be nice.
[Tony flinches in anticipation of getting slapped on the head]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [stroking the back of Tony's head] Attaboy.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I was just doing my job, boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I know that!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's not about being gay. It's about image.
Officer Ziva David : So your image is homophobic?
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Officer Ziva David : [translating an intercepted phone call] Oh, and a double feature is scheduled.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Movies?
Officer Ziva David : Nope. Two "hos" are coming over for something called a "rainbow party."
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Officer Ziva David : I think Tony was jerking your brain.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Chain! Jerking my chain?