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(TV Series)

(1999)

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Lisa Simpson: I can't believe you did this dad. Why didn't you put that thing in your room?

Homer Simpson: Hmm, that thought never occurred to me. Funny how your mind works in a crisis.

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Homer Simpson: Ah no. No freezing.

Owner: No Mr. Simpson. This is a sensory deprivation tank. It blocks out all the external distractions that bombard our souls.

Homer Simpson: Can you pee in it?

Lisa Simpson: I'll take two hours!

Homer Simpson: Me too.

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Owner: You're about to take a journey into the mind. You may see and experience things that are strange and frightening. But remember, they can't physically harm you, though they may destroy you mentally.

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Lisa: Dad, I still don't understand how you could just give my room away?

Homer: Honey, what's your favorite movie?

Lisa: Well, until you taped over it, "The Little Mermaid".

Homer: That's right. "The Odd Couple". Meet your new, comically mismatched roommate- Bart.

Bart: I'm going to make your life a living hell.

Lisa: Ohh...

[Homer hums "Odd Couple" theme, shoves Lisa into the room and runs away]

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Lisa: Mom, what's happening?

Marge: I'm sorry, honey, but we're renting your room to a satellite network until your father can pay for the destruction of a priceless artifact. Boy, I never thought I'd have to say that again.

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Homer: Come on, Lisa. Try and see this from the Omnitouch Corporation's point of view.

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Dr. Hibbert: Lisa, I'm afraid your tummyache may be caused by stress.

Homer: Whew. That's a relief.

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Announcer: That was "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats, or as they're known today... Men Without Jobs.

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Guard #1: [after Homer destroyed the bill of rights] You just licked off the part that forbids cruel and unusual punishment.

Guard #2: [putting on brass knuckles] Hehe, beautiful.

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Homer: If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it's not a fair.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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