My Mom's New Boyfriend (2008)
Tommy Lucero: I'll be out of any jail you put me in by 3 o'clock Friday.
Inspector Laborde: And why is that?
Tommy Lucero: Oh, because I have to see someone at 4 o'clock on Friday.
Henry Durand: You - you have a boyfriend?
Martha Durand: A boyfriend? No... hell no. I'm not gonna make the same mistake I made with your father.
Henry Durand: Okay, good.
Martha Durand: I have several boyfriends.
Emily Lott: Party hearty, Marty.
Martha Durand: Anyway, it just took me a long time to realize that there was something missing inside.
Henry Durand: Missing from inside the house?
Martha Durand: No, Henry, missing inside here, spiritually.
Henry Durand: Oh.
Martha Durand: So started my quest for enlightenment, inner peace, inner joy, the person who'd gotten buried alive in a sea of nicotine and packaged cakes.
Henry Durand: And the reason why we're here is...?
Martha Durand: To have fun, because it's all over too freakin' fast.
Eddie: You were doing some sort of secret ops sort of stuff, right?
Henry Durand: Yeah.
Eddie: Would you tell me about it?
Henry Durand: If I did, it wouldn't be a secret.
Martha Durand: You are not being straight with me!
Tommy Lucero: I will be.
Martha Durand: Oh!
[waves arms & stomps feet]
Martha Durand: God damn it! I just... damn it!
[stomps feet again]
Martha Durand: Oh!
Tommy Lucero: Wow...
Tommy Lucero: So... Am I gonna see you again?
Martha Durand: That all depends on you.
Tommy Lucero: Oh, Marty, what's going on?
Martha Durand: Nothing. I'll see myself in.
Tommy Lucero: Oh, come on. Come on! Marty, what's wrong with you? Come on!
Martha Durand: I don't know who you think you are,coming into people's lives and making them fall in love with you like it's some kind of big, sick game.
Tommy Lucero: What are you talking about?
Martha Durand: Oh, you know exactly what I am talking about.
Tommy Lucero: Next time you eat garlic, please do it after the robbery, thank you very much.
Martha Durand: I went to India.
Henry Durand: You went to India?
Martha Durand: Yeah.
Henry Durand: You used to never leave the house.
Emily Lott: Do you ever think of your mom when we're having sex?
Henry Durand: Oh, God! Oh!
Emily Lott: It's just a question.
Henry Durand: Well, let me answer your question. No... no, I haven't. Thank God, I haven't. But you wanna know what? Now, I'm not sure how I'm gonna be able to not think about her. Thank you very much. Good night.