- Carrie Heffernan: Doug can't be happy with his life, wearing short pants to work and dragging packages to people.
- Deacon Palmer: You know I do the same thing?
- Carrie Heffernan: You said you were happy with your life.
- Doug Heffernan: Denial ain't just a river in Spain, honey.
- Spence Olchin: Danny and I are going to check out the Haunted Castle.
- Danny Heffernan: Yeah, scared chicks are very approachable.