Homer Simpson: Oh my God, space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!
Homer Simpson: We think we saw Hugo at the airport, he was boarding a plane to Switzerland and...
Homer Simpson: Oh.
Kang: Abortions for all.
Kang: Very well, no abortions for anyone.
Kang: Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.
[crowd cheers and waves miniature flags]
Lisa Simpson: Oh my God! I've created life!
Marge Simpson: Lisa, breakfast! We're having waffles!
Lisa Simpson: Ooh, waffles!
Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us.
Man 1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
Man 2: Well I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.
Kang: My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
[Kang and Kodos have taken the form of Bob Dole and Bill Clinton]
Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.
Marge: That's Slick Willy for you, always with the smooth talk.
Kent Brockman: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you?
Kang: It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed. Doomed.
Kent Brockman: Well, a refreshing bit of candor from Senator Bob Dole.
Lisa Simpson: [looking at the miniature civilisation Lisa created under a microscope] I've created Lutherans.