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"The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror VII (TV Episode 1996) Poster

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Lisa Simpson: Oh my God! I've created life!

Marge Simpson: Lisa, breakfast! We're having waffles!

Lisa Simpson: Ooh, waffles!

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Homer Simpson: Oh my God, space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!

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Kang: Abortions for all.

[crowd boos]

Kang: Very well, no abortions for anyone.

[crowd boos]

Kang: Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.

[crowd cheers and waves miniature flags]

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Homer Simpson: We think we saw Hugo at the airport, he was boarding a plane to Switzerland and...

[sees Hugo]

Homer Simpson: Oh.

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Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister Kodos.

Kodos: [masculine voice] Hello.

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Homer Simpson: Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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Kang: My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

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Homer: These candidates make me want to vomit in terror.

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Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us.

Man 1: He's right, this is a two-party system.

Man 2: Well I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.

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Homer: Please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

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[Kang and Kodos have taken the form of Bob Dole and Bill Clinton]

Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.

Marge: That's Slick Willy for you, always with the smooth talk.

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Kent Brockman: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you?

Kang: It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed. Doomed.

Kent Brockman: Well, a refreshing bit of candor from Senator Bob Dole.

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Homer: Is there anything you can prescribe, Doctor?

Dr. Hibbert: Fire, and lots of it.

Marge: Oh, that's your cure for everything.

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