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"The Simpsons" Mountain of Madness (TV Episode 1997) Poster

(TV Series)

(1997)

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Homer: [praying] Dear Lord, protect this rocket house and all those who dwell within the rocket house.

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Smokey the Bear Robot: Only who can prevent forest fires?

[out of choices "you" and "me", Bart presses "you"]

Smokey the Bear Robot: You pressed "You" referring to me. That is incorrect, the correct answer is you.

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Bart: Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?

Homer: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. But I think we have to go to the retreat anyway.

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Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.

Mr. Burns: Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.

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Lenny: Did you hear something?

Carl: No.

Lenny: Hmm. Did I?

Carl: I don't know!

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Lenny: We made it. And it's all thanks to teamwork.

Carl: Yeah, *my* teamwork.

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[Mr. Burns and Homer arrive at a snowy campsite]

Mr. Burns: This propane tank will supply us with heat, and...

[Approaches front door]

Mr. Burns: ...this doorknob, when properly turned, will provide access to the cabin.

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Smithers: Sir, this can't be right. You assured me this drawing was rigged so we'd be teammates.

Mr. Burns: Yes, well, frankly you've been a bit of a pill lately.

Smithers: Why do we always fight on vacation?

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Lisa Simpson: Mr. Smithers! I found another hurt shrew.

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Homer: They're only snowmen, Mr Burns.

Mr. Burns: Oh, snowmen have peepers! Peepers to watch...

Homer: What do we do?

Mr. Burns: Oh, wouldn't you like to know?

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Carl: According to the map the cabin should be right here.

Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them, uh, metaphorical things.

Carl: Oh yeah, yeah. Like, maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork.

Lenny: Oh.

[disappointed]

Lenny: They said there'd be sandwiches.

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