The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer the Smithers (1996)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
Homer Simpson : [Phone Rings] Y'ello, Mr. Burns Office?
Mr. Burns : Is it about my cube?
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Homer : Oh, man, oh, man. We killed Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad.
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Bart Simpson : [Homer is eating fruit from a fruit basket he has received from Smithers] What'd you get that for?
Homer : For knocking Mr. Burns out of a third storey window.
Bart Simpson : Makes sense to me.
Lisa Simpson : Did he die?
Homer : What am I, a Doctor?
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Montgomery Burns : Get going! And answer those phones, install the computer system, and rotate my office so the window faces the hills.
Homer : [taking notes] Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Um, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the... things. Uh... the things?
[Burns looks at him meanly]
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Homer : [High pitched] Hello, Mr. Burns. This is your mother.
Smithers : [Whispering] No.
Mr. Burns : Guh. Oh, hello, Mater. Uh, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all. Who could have known you'd pull through and live for another five decades? Oh, is my face red!
Smithers : [Whispering] Mrs. Burns is 122 years old, so try to sound more desiccated. And she doesn't call her son Mr. Burns!
Homer : [Raspy] Son, this is Mrs. Burns. I just called to say, I don't love you. You are a bad son, Montel.
Mr. Burns : [Appears beside Homer] So! Impersonate my mother, will you? And you Smithers! You must have put him up to it!
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Marge Simpson : Homie, it's 4.30 in the morning. Little Rascals isn't on till 6.00.
Homer : I know. I'm taping it. I want to get to Mr. Burns' house bright and early to make his breakfast.
Marge Simpson : Oh, poor Homie. Poor, poor - -
[Falls asleep]
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Bart Simpson : [Homer is asleep on the couch] Look alive, Simpson! I'm not paying you to goldbrick!
[Claps hands]
Homer : Yes! Yes, sir.
Bart Simpson : [Hands him a Math book and a pencil] Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson.
Homer : I'll have it on your desk in the morning, sir.
Lisa Simpson : Bart! Leave Simpson alone!
[Whispering in Homer's ear]
Lisa Simpson : Simpson, I need a ride to the library.
Homer : Yes, sir.
Marge Simpson : Kids! Stop exploiting your father! Homie, why don't you lie down and relax?
Homer : No time, Marge. I think Mr. Burns wants me to do some long division.
Marge Simpson : Simpson, lie down! Sorry, but you need a good night's rest.
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Homer : [Through the window as Smithers loads his cases into a minibus] Mr Smithers! I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers : Well, the van's leaving. Which *one* duty is giving you the most trouble?
[Homer thinks for a moment]
Homer : What do I do in case of fire?
[the minibus door slides shut]
Smithers : Sorry, can't hear you.
[the minibus drives off. Homer turns and sees that Burns's office is on fire]
Homer : Just my luck.