"The Simpsons" The Springfield Connection (TV Episode 1995) - Hank Azaria as Snake, Chief Wiggum, Benevenstanciano, Lou, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak, Carl, Mr. Jericho, Henchman

Homer : Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage?

Moe Szyslak : The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.

Homer : Well what do you call it?

Moe Szyslak : A car hole!
Homer : Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper-lower-middle-class types. So avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone.

Snake : Three card monte.

Homer : Woo hoo! Easy money!
Chief Wiggum : All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is *not* something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.

Man : [screaming] Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?

Chief Wiggum : Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.

Man : I've have it up to here with your "rules"!

[leaves]
[Marge has foiled Herman's counterfeit jeans ring]

Chief Wiggum : That's some nice work, Simpson. But I'm afraid we can't hold them. There's no evidence.

Homer Simpson : Yes there is, there's a garage full of counterfeit jeans.

Chief Wiggum : They've uh... mysteriously disappeared.

[All the cops at the crime scene start wearing the counterfeit jeans]

Chief Wiggum : Lookin' good boys!
Marge : That's it! There's too much corruption in this force. I quit.

[the other cops burst into laughter. The laughter dies down gradually]

Chief Wiggum : Sorry to lose you, Simpson.
Chief Wiggum : Wood and Van Zuylen, stake out Donutland. When they fry up a fresh batch, call it in.

Hank Azaria: Snake, Chief Wiggum, Benevenstanciano, Lou, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak, Carl, Mr. Jericho, Henchman