The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa on Ice (1994)

Pamela Hayden: Youth Centre Woman, Milhouse Van Houten, Audience Member #3

Quotes 

• [Milhouse is quaking in the goalie position] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

• Apu : [watching Lisa block Bart shooting trash at her]  Hmm. I wonder if her skills will transfer to the game of hockey. Well, only one way to find out. Heads up, little girl!

  [pulls out a stick and fires a hard shot, which Lisa catches, terrified. Bart gasps] 

  Apu : The goalie of my dreams! Let's try a hard one to make sure it wasn't a fluke.

  [Apu fires a faster shot, which causes Lisa to hit it back with a stick. It hits Milhouse and teeth are heard dropping to the floor] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Hey! Way to knock out my teeth!

  Apu : Yeah, that's it, Milhouse! Keep up the chatter!