- Red Forman: [as Kelso removes his uniform shirt to reveal his t-shirt] Kelso, what are you doing?
- Michael Kelso: Oh. Well, I'm going for this Travolta thing. Ya see, my character is a dancer who's only stocking shelves until he hits it big.
- Eric Forman: So, do we hug now?
- Red Forman: Men don't hug!
- Eric Forman: [sardonically] My daddy loves me!
- Red Forman: Soon, every Pricemart stock boy will be trained in the Red Forman system!
- Eric Forman: Undermining their self-esteem until they're too weak to fight back?
- Red Forman: If you'd just shut it a minute, you might be interested to hear who I'm gonna pick for the stock boy!
- [Turns to put a hand on Kelso's shoulder]
- Red Forman: I'm gonna use this idiot.
- Michael Kelso: Alright!
- Jackie Burkhart: You know what girls talk about when we get together?
- Eric Forman: Sugar and spice and everything nice?
- Jackie Burkhart: That's what we're *made* of, dumbass!