Eric celebrates his 18th birthday but is depressed Donna is leaving to college the next day; the boys agree long-distance relationships don't last, console him with beer and leave him in a dress, another embarrassment made for Red to milk. Even Kitty planned no birthday treat, and the reason is disgusting to him: parental love life being revived. Donna got him a stereo, but they have a row just before she leaves, now he feels guilty too. Jackie is already redecorating Donna's room even before she leaves. Then it's time to part... Written by
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Donna gets Jackie out of her room by spraying her with water. She puts the spray bottle on one end of the table. The next time the table is in view, the bottle is on the other end of the table. The next time it disappears. See more
Eric, long distance don't work, just like my girlfriend back home.
Fez, you have a girlfriend back home?
No, don't you listen? Long distance relationships don't work.
References The Deputy Dawg Show
Hold the line
Written by David Paich
Performed by Wilmer Valderrama See more