- Michael Kelso: Donna beat you at basketball?
- Fez: Is this true, Eric?
- Eric: Yeah. Is that a big deal?
- Steven Hyde: Of course not. Unless Donna happens to be, you know, a girl.
- Michael Kelso: Especially a girl you love.
- Fez: In my country, if a woman beats you, it makes her want you.
- Eric: Really?
- Fez: Yeah, but this is America, wuss.
- Midge Pinciotti: I think your annoying friend is right.
- Donna Pinciotti: What?
- Midge Pinciotti: Certain things change.
- Donna Pinciotti: Eric and I have been playing games our whole lives. Sometimes he wins, and sometimes I win.
- Midge Pinciotti: No, I mean the rules change. Women have to pretend to be weak and fragile so that men can feel superior.
- Donna Pinciotti: That's insane! If women don't learn to stand up for themselves, then men will always control the world!
- Midge Pinciotti: Oh, Honey. Men don't control the world!
- Fez: [Watching Kelso and Jackie argue] She will crush him, yes?
- Steven Hyde: Like the spirit of your Mayan forefathers.
- Fez: My forefathers were not Mayan.
- Steven Hyde: Like anyone cares.