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"The Simpsons" Bart Gets an Elephant (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)

(1994)

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Homer: Bart, with 10,000 dollars we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like... love!

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Bart: [protesting outside the radio station] I want my elephant! I want my elephant!

Abraham Simpson: They're playing that elephant song again.

Jasper Beardley: I love that. Reminds me of elephants.

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Homer: Well, these bills will have to be paid out of your allowance.

Bart: You'll have to raise my allowance to about a thousand dollars a week.

Homer: Then that's what I'll do, smart guy.

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Marge: [Homer and Marge are standing with Bart's Elephant, Stampy] Oh my, it looks like it could gore.

Homer: Hee hee, it does look like Al Gore.

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Homer Simpson: [after hitting a deer statue] D'oh!

Lisa Simpson: A deer!

Marge Simpson: A female deer!

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[phone rings]

Chief Wiggum: Heh, yeah, right, lady: An elephant ran through your front yard. Okay.

[rings again]

Chief Wiggum: Wiggum... Yeah, right, mister, mm-hmm. An elephant just knocked over your mailbox. Okay.

[rings again]

Chief Wiggum: Wiggum... Yeah, right, buddy, liquor store robbery, officer down. Sure. And I'm Edward G. Robinson.

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Homer Simpson: I just have two questions: "How much?" and "Give it to me".

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Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.

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[Bill Clinton is playing the saxophone in a marching parade]

Moe: Hey Clinton, get back to work.

Bill Clinton: Make me.

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Marge: Homer, there's a bird on your head.

Homer: I know, Marge, he's grooming me.

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[Stampy has just escaped and is running through the Flanders' backyard]

Ned Flanders: It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!

Maude Flanders: That's horsemen, Ned.

Ned Flanders: Well, getting warmer.

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Mr. Blackheart: Well, little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day: whale-hunter, seal-clubber, president of the Fox network. And yes, like most people, I've dealt a little ivory.

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Bart: Ah, it's hard for us to leave when you're standing there, mom.

Homer: Push her down, son.

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Black KBBL Co-host: Don't praise the machine.

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