- Moe Syzlak: [to Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl] Listen Boozebags! I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will *out* the one of you who is gay!
- [the drunks then run off in a flamboyant fashion]
- Moe Syzlak: [to Edna] Now, where were we?
- [they resume kissing]
- [Lisa is being chased by a bighorn sheep and runs to Mr. Burns' house and knocks on the door and Mr. Burns answers]
- Lisa Simpson: Mad beast!
- Mr. Burns: Liberal midget!
- Rich Texan: I'm in oil. What's your racket?
- Mr. Burns: Nuclear power. I make money using my brain, not sticking a pole on the ground and praying for goo.