Asuka:
It's about time you got up, idiot!
Shinji:
[
yawning] Oh, it's you Asuka.
Asuka:
What the hell do you mean by that? Can't you appreciate that I came to wake you up PERSONALLY? I don't hear any words of appreciation for your oldest childhood friend!
Shinji:
Thanks. Now let me sleep a little more.
Asuka:
It's time to get up, you dork!
[
pulls off blanket]
Asuka:
Ah! You stupid pervert, I didn't mean to get THAT up!
Shinji:
I can't help it! It's morning! I gotta take a whizz or something...
Asuka:
Hey, don't point it at me!
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