Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Starfighters (1994)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, First Tech Support Voice

Quotes 

• Tom Servo : So, basically, according to themselves, the Air Force is a bunch of leather-faced, not so bright and heavy-drinking, goat-witted speed freaks who poop in their pants and can't make it with women, right?

• Mike Nelson : [as a guy running from a desert]  Oh, it was pretty rough, man. I had to eat a lizard and drink my urine.

  Tom Servo : [as other guy]  But you were only here for ten minutes!

  Mike Nelson : [as the runner]  I know, but...