Edit

Quotes

Crow T. Robot: I'm late for my Hitler youth meeting.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Crow T. Robot: What's Rutherford B. Hayes doing in this movie?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Tom Servo: I love movies where they slowly assemble the plot like this.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Joel Robinson: First thing I'm gonna do is buy me a montage!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Tom Servo: Kenny Rogers is Moses.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Joel Robinson: Well, looks like the montage finally blew over.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Tom Servo: [as Jonathan] Don't shoot my doppleganger!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Crow T. Robot: So this guy comes in, stops the plot cold, and leaves?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Crow T. Robot: Alright new rule. No crusty old evangelists.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Crow T. Robot: Here are a few highlights from the administration of Rutherford B. Hayes. Thomas Edison invented the pornograph, beginning the age of pornography. President Hayes then passed the Hayes, act started the Hayes Office, won fame as an American lyric tenor and was named Archbishop of New York in 1919. After he retired, he founded the original ZZ Top with James Garfield and Chester Allen Arthur.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Tom Servo: [sung like Purple Haze] Rutherford Hayes, all in my brain!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Joel Robinson: It's a deadly game of cat and mouse except... with a... dog... and a man.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Crow T. Robot: The old man never said that.

Tom Servo: You can't flash back to something that never happened. That's not fair.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Narrator: Wearing inappropriate clothes, like these shoes...

Tom Servo: Is immoral.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Narrator: Don't let this happen to you!

Crow T. Robot: Don't change a tire with your face.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Narrator: There are other good aids for cleaning your skin. One of these is cleansing cream.

Tom Servo: One of these is nitric acid. Choose wisely.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Narrator: Many girls find this helpful in removing cosmetics

Joel Robinson: Many are just plain wrong.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Narrator: And so the end to a perfect day:

Joel Robinson: An entire day spent grooming.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Narrator: The love of a dog... for one man.

Joel Robinson: It won't work.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Lin Taylor: Nevermind the dog, Tommy.

Tom Servo: Here's the Sex Pistols.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page