Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season 6, Episode 3

Swamp Diamonds (31 Jul. 1993)

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Today's experiment: the educational short, What to Do on a Date (1951), and the Roger Corman flick, Swamp Women (1956)



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Today's experiment includes the stilted educational short, What to Do on a Date (1951), which inspires Tom Servo to ask out Gypsy. The feature film is the Roger Corman adventure flick, Swamp Women (1956), starring Mike Connors back when he called himself Touch. A ridiculously easy jailbreak, a woman who seems to be in a swimming pool when she's supposed to be drowning in a swamp, and endless stock footage of a bayou are three features of this cinematic torture instrument. Meanwhile, the Mads invent a new feature for TV sets. Joel invents the Andrew Lloyd Weber grill. Crow and Tom Servo make fun of "Star Trek." Written by J. Spurlin

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[first lines]
Joel Robinson: [to Crow and Tom Servo] Oh, what are you guys doing? You're supposed to be helping me crunch numbers for that navigational plot thing.
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Written by Coz Canler, James Marinos, Wally Palmar, Mike Skill, and Pete Solley
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