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Joel: What do you want for Christmas, Crow?

Crow T. Robot: I wanna decide who lives and who dies!

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[Joel and the bots sing "Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas."]

Tom Servo: [singing] Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.

Crow T. Robot: [singing] We'll gather at the roadhouse with our next of kin.

Joel Robinson: [singing] And Santa will be our regular Saturday night thing.

Tom ServoCrow T. RobotJoel Robinson: [singing] We'll decorate our barstools and gather 'round and sing.

Tom Servo: [singing] Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year.

Crow T. Robot: [singing] Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear.

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Tom Servo: Dial M for Martian.

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Santa Claus: We're going out the good ol' fashioned way with my reindeers!

Joel Robinson: Guns a-blazin'!

Santa Claus: Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon!

Tom Servo: Eh, yeah, so, what's in the pipe, Santa?

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Martian: What is Christmas?

Joel: It's a Christian holiday ruined by commercialism.

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Tom Servo: [singing along with the song "Hooray for Santa Claus"] S-A-T-A-N, I mean S-A-N-T-A. Hooray for Santy Claus.

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Tom Servo: Oh, good, risk the children's lives, Santa.

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Andy Henderson: Hi, Santa.

Crow T. Robot: Get the hell out of my shop.

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