"Mystery Science Theater 3000" Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (TV Episode 1991) Poster


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A Night at the Opera (1935)
Servo: Hooray for Sanity Claus.
Hindenburg Disaster Newsreel Footage (1937) (Short)
Tom: "Oh, the humanity!"
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
"Oil-can. Oil-can!"
Citizen Kane (1941)
What's My Line? (1950) (TV Series)
"Will you come in children?" "And sign in please."
A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
The Red Skelton Hour (1951) (TV Series)
"And now, Red in the Silent Spot."
I Love Lucy (1951) (TV Series)
"Aaahh, Ricky! Get me a Scotch!"
Adventures of Superman (1952) (TV Series)
"Don't call me Chief!"
Dial M for Murder (1954)
Servo: Dial M for Martian.
The Lawrence Welk Show (1955) (TV Series)
"All together now! With a-one and a-two..."
The Seventh Seal (1957)
"Not since the chess playing scene in The Seventh Seal!"
The Unearthly (1957)
"Tor? 'Time for go to bed.'"
Clutch Cargo (1959) (TV Series)
"This is really, really cheap animation; 'Clutch Cargo' was better than this."
The Twilight Zone (1959) (TV Series)
Mentioned by title
Car 54, Where Are You? (1961) (TV Series)
Tom (as Toody): "Muldoon! Do you mind?"
The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961) (TV Series)
As the Martian leader walks into his home, the guys sing the theme from this show
Splendor in the Grass (1961)
"Ah, splendor in the leaves."
The Mike Douglas Show (1961) (TV Series)
"Here, on the Mike Douglas set."
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962) (TV Series)
Crow: (as Art Fern) Mmmmm, that's good pill.
Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol (1962) (TV Movie)
mentioned by title
Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
Servo: (singing) Ed Sullivan!
McLintock! (1963)
"Not since the mud slide scene in McLintock!"
Doctor Who (1963) (TV Series)
"Apparently, that spaceship's a lot bigger on the inside." "Like a TARDIS."
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
Servo: I'm fine Dimitiri. You're fine, we're both fine. It's good to be fine.
Jeopardy! (1964) (TV Series)
"Isn't that the 'Jeopardy!' theme song sort of in a minor key?"
Gilligan's Island (1964) (TV Series)
"You know, you're the Gilligan of your time, Dropo."
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) (TV Movie)
the new Island of Misfit Toys
The Hallelujah Trail (1965)
"Not since the wagon race scene in The Hallelujah Trail!"
The Great Race (1965)
"Not since the pie fight scene in The Great Race!"
Lost in Space (1965) (TV Series)
"These are like cheap versions of the 'Lost in Space' sets."
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) (TV Movie)
mentioned by title
Batman (1966) (TV Series)
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)
Joel: Sounds like the music from The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
Firing Line (1966) (TV Series)
"I told you not to watch those silly Earth programs." "Like 'Firing Line.'"
The Rat Patrol (1966) (TV Series)
Joel: "Monkey Patrol, in Color"
How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) (TV Movie)
mentioned by title
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood (1968) (TV Series)
"What's with the Mister Rogers music?"
Ice Station Zebra (1968)
Joel: "Ice Station Zebra: The Early Years"
They Came to Rob Las Vegas (1968)
"They came to rob Las Vegas."
The Sorrow and the Pity (1969)
"Couldn't we watch a more cheerful movie, like The Sorrow and the Pity?"
The Brady Bunch (1969) (TV Series)
"C'mon Cindy! I mean Skipper! This shot has been in so many sit-coms, I'm confused!"
Frosty the Snowman (1969) (TV Short)
mentioned by title
The Bugaloos (1970) (TV Series)
Mentioned by Tom
Soul Train (1971) (TV Series)
"It seems like 'Santa Soul Train.' 'Well, that's a lovely dress you're wearin', ho ho ho, we got the Ohio Players comin' up next."
Deliverance (1972)
"It's the guy from Deliverance."
Barnaby Jones (1973) (TV Series)
"Next week on 'Barnaby Jones,' 'Mrs. Claus of Death'!"
Miracle on 34th Street (1973) (TV Movie)
mentioned by title
Killdozer (1974) (TV Movie)
"It's kind of like the final scene in Killdozer."
Starsky and Hutch (1975) (TV Series)
"Wait a minute, he just described Huggy Bear."
Far Out Space Nuts (1975) (TV Series)
"I said lunch, not launch!"
It Happened One Christmas (1977) (TV Movie)
refered to as "It's a Wonderful Life: the lame Marlo Thomas version"
Capricorn One (1977)
Crow: "'Capricorn One' will return after this."
Battlestar Galactica (1978) (TV Series)
"They canceled 'Battlestar: Galactica,' I'm gonna kill myself."
Caligula (1979)
"Not since the orgy scene in Caligula..."
Saturn 3 (1980)
"Something is wrong with our children..." "...on Saturn 3."
The Shining (1980)
"What is this, the end of The Shining?"
SCTV Network (1981) (TV Series)
Crow: Ed Grimley's here.
Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)
Tom: "Something Stupid This Way Comes"
Octopussy (1983)
Crow: Mr. Claus, you have a nasty habit of surviving.
Newton's Apple (1983) (TV Series)
"Who's this kid, Ira Flatow all of a sudden?"
Super Bloopers and Practical Jokes (1984) (TV Series)
mentioned by title
The Blade Master (1984)
Crow: "Ahh! 'Cave Dwellers'!"
MacGyver (1985) (TV Series)
"Kid's the MacGyver of his time."
Commando (1985)
Joel: "I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
Robot Holocaust (1986)
"It was after the apocalypse. No one was prepared for the... Robot Holocaust."
Mannequin (1987)
"This is the kookiest credit sequence since Mannequin."
The Untouchables (1987)
Tom (as Al Capone): "I want those kids dead! I want Santa's house burned to the ground!"
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
"Earth girls are easy."
The Arsenio Hall Show (1989) (TV Series)
"Arsenioooooo Hall!" "Woof woof woof!"
Road House (1989)
Patrick Swayze's Road House board game
Batman (1989)
"I'm Batman!"
Next of Kin (1989)
"We'll gather at the road house with our next of kin."
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
"Jacob's Ladder, the lost scenes."
Twin Peaks (1990) (TV Series)
"...those ridiculous Earth programs. It confuses them." "Especially 'Twin Peaks.'"

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Strongbad_email.exe (2004) (Video)
In "Personal Favorites", Coach Z says, "I'm a blade man, man!", referring to a riff on this movie: "Santa's a blade man, man!"


Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode.

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