Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Mitchell (1993)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

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Quotes 

• Dr. Forrester : Ah, nothing like a good shower to make one feel good again, huh? I feel great! Nothing can get in the way of my good mood. What's going on, Frank?

  TV's Frank : Oh, not much. Inventory's under control... floor needs mopping... Joel escaped from the Satellite of Love...

  Dr. Forrester : Well, I see you got the situation well in hand... What? Joel escaped from the Satellite of Love?

  TV's Frank : Well, I better get started on that floor.

  Dr. Forrester : Frank, my towel and your hinder have an appointment. But first, we got to rescue Joel. Oh, no! No! Frank, he's landed safely in the Australian outback.

  TV's Frank : Let's hope he landed on Yahoo Serious.

  Dr. Forrester : Well, that's a good point, Frank, 'cause... Frank, can't you see we're ruined? What are we gonna do?

  TV's Frank : Well, we can send someone else into space.

  Dr. Forrester : Who are we gonna find at this late date to send into space?

  Mike Nelson : Would you guys sign my time card?

  Dr. Forrester : [Forrester and Frank exchange a look]  Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  TV's Frank : Yeah, you're not gonna sign his time card, are ya?

  Mike Nelson : C'mon, you gotta sign my time card.

  Dr. Forrester : Of course I'll sign your time card, young man. In fact, I think you're going to be working for me for a long, long time. Push the button, Frank. Say Mike, what size jumpsuit do you wear?

  Mike Nelson : Uhh...

• Mike Nelson : You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?