The "Hired!" segment is part of this compilation.
Servo: Looks like the cabin of Dr. Caligari.
Crow: Twas Beauty confused the Beast.
Crow: (as the Tin Man) I can barely hear his heart beating.
Crow (as Lenny): "I will love him and feed him and call him mine."
Joel: Just kiss him instead of talking him to death.
Joel: It's an American in Cleavland.
Crow: I have always depended on the kindness of cross-dressers.
Crow: Death of a Sales Manager.
Crow: Ladie's and Gentlemen, the June Taylor danc...oh.
Crow: When are you going to get married, Marty?
Joel: Look, Miss Kitty's changing back there.
"Why?" Crow: Because we like you.
Crow: Knew your father, I did.
Servo: (as Tor Johnson) Time for go to bed.
Mentioned by Tom
Servo: (singing) Bess, you is my woman now...
Joel: (as Bela Lugosi) I'm going to go make Plan 9. I'll be right back.
Crow (as Rod Serling): Submitted for your approval, a salesman who has no car.
Crow: Check the Bates Motel.
Crow: Short Night's Journey Into Day.
Servo: It's Jackie Gleason as Gigot.
Joel: Hey, It's Boo Radley's house.
"One nice thing about birds. They never cause anybody any trouble." Crow: Yeah, tell that to Tippi Hedren.
Joel: And they had the same front room as Bewitched.
Joel: Meanwhile on Gilligan's Island...
Servo sings On the Street Where You Live.
Joel and the bots sing Fame and Fortune.
Tom sings "The Lonely Goatherd."
Crow: You are my wife. Servo: Goodbye, city life.
Servo mentions the film by name.
Crow: I'm dead, Jim!
Servo: Your mission, Jim...
Crow mentions the show by name as Servo hums a bit of the theme.
Servo sings a variation on the theme song.
Joel: Hey, it's Bert and Ernie
Joel: You're going to be Myra Breckenridge.
Crow: You've got spunk. I hate spunk.
Joel: And then Brian died, and he was such a good football player, and Gale Sayers was all alone in the world.
Crow: Well, could be worse. Could be raining.
"Professor Strowski" Crow: And Hutch.
Joel mentions it by name.
"Now Janet" Joel: Dammit.
Servo: (as George C. Scott) Turn it off! Turn it off!
Joel and the bots: Norm!
Crow: "I gotta slop out the tank soon, filled with Octo-poopy."
Joel: Harvey B. Dunn, that's the sequel to Johnny B. Good.
Crow: Tonight on Later with Bob Costas, Bob welcomes Hans Conried.
Joel: Hired, isn't that that John Belushi biography?
Crow: Booker's a good cop!
Quoted by Joel and the robots
Crow: White Psychiatrist, Black Heart.
Joel: It looks like Anjelica Huston in the Grifters.
Servo: Beastmaster: Through the Portal of Time?
"Martin" Crow: What up?
Joel: Bram Stoker's Bride of the Monster.
shown before the movie because the main feature was too short
the main feature of this episode