When a 3-panel TV screen is seen on a wall, Servo says "Abel Gance's Napoleon!"
Mike: "Do you represent the Lollipop Guild?"
Tom: "The problems of two second-rate actors don't amount to a hill of beans in this underworld."
Tom (singing): "Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry."
Tom: "Am I in 'Vertigo' now?!"
Crow: "I heard that, Pyle!"
Tom: "A scene from 'The Children's Hour'"
Mike: "She looks like Cousin Itt!"
Tom (singing): "Let's start at the very beginning."
Tom: "Kind of a weird 'Days of Our Lives'"
Mike: "Mr. Rogers, in 'Cabaret'"
As a group of characters run around, Crow hums "Yakety Sax."
Mike: "Guys, it's Ted from 'All My Children'!"
Mike: "Mr. Rogers, in 'Cabaret'"
Tom: "Productions of 'Godspell' are punishable by death!"
"Kiss My Grits"
"Hey, Grizzly Adams"
As a character in the film turns on a flashlight, Tom makes a lightsaber noise.
"Looking for Mr. Gooddad
Crow: Well, I know you own the autographed script of 'The Goodbye Girl'
Mike:Okay. Uh, well you started a fund drive for a monument for 'Ice Castles'!
Crow: Yeh, Tom. And keep your platinum edition of 'The Four Seasons' in your own room! Hahaha!
Mike: You quote freely from 'Rich and Famous'!
Mike: "Well, I saw 'Sizzle Beach, U.S.A.' once."
Crow: You rented a safe deposit box to keep your treasured copy of 'Savannah Smiles'!
Crow and Tom (as a character enters a room): "Norm!"
Crow: Great, Nelson. Aren't you due at the Walker for that special screening of 'Six Weeks'? Hahaha!
Crow: Say, Mike. How's your exclusive limited lazer disk edition of 'Yentl'?
Mentioned by Crow
Tom: "Short Round, get me my stuff!"
Tom: "Patti LaBelle, as Amadeus"
Tom: Oh, sure Crow. No Problem. As long as I don't have to trip over 'Places In The Heart' and the rest of your complete Sally Fields collection!
Crow: Yeah, Mike. Well, you set your alarm for 3:00 am so you could watch 'Irreconcilable Differences'! Hahaha! Advantage, MacEnCROW!
Mike: "I thought we were beyond Thunderdome."
Tom: "Isn't he on 'Golden Girls'?"
Crow: "Suddenly, it's the end of 'Highlander.'"
Crow mentions a chick flick distributed by Golan-Globus and starring Jill Clayburgh and Barbara Hershey but mistakenly calls it "Lonely People".
Crow: "Heckraiser - Part II"
Crow: Yeah? Yeah? You want a piece of me?! You sleep with a copy of 'Madame Sousatzka' under your pillow every night, smart boy!
Mike: You know that's a good point Tom. By the way, could you do me a favor and not leave your copy of 'Mystic Pizza: The Director's Cut' laying around?
Crow: Oh, well. Really. Well, I knew you couldn't see it because you were watching 'Beaches' for the hundredth time!
Mike: No, I went there and there was a little sign there that said you and your pals were there for the 'Cousins' seminar!
"House of Style-type"
Tom: "Guys! It's 'Baywatch'!"
Tom: I wouldn't talk, Mrs. Nelson! I saw you take 'Steel Magnolias' off of Crow's Sally Field shelf. Hahaha!
Crow: Say, Mike. The video store called and said your copy of 'The Lemon Sisters' is way overdue!
Mike: Okay, yeh? Well you paid thousands of dollars for the lobby cards of 'Always'!
Mike: Hey Crow, the video store called. They have that copy of 'Men Don't Leave' they've been saving for you!
Mike: Okay, okay. Well, your dream is to open a theater so you can have midnight showings of 'Stella'!
Mike: Okay! Alright! Alright! Yeh, well, when I got up to watch it, you were there crying over 'Don't Tell Her It's Me'!
"Home Alone 3"
Mike: Alright. Uh, you called your aunt to go see 'Mermaids'!
Crow: "You bought some of the costumes from 'Not Without My Daughter.'"
"I have to watch Sisters"
Crow: Well, you started a support group 'cuz you were so traumatized by 'Dying Young'!
Mike: Oh really? Well, I'd lecture you on love, little man, but I know you want to get back to your novellization of 'Late For Dinner'!
Mike: Hey, Crow. How's your new deluxe collectors edition of 'For The Boys' holding up?
Crow: You throw parties where everyone has to dress like a character from 'Fried Green Tomatoes'!
"The Hot Indiana Jones Cronicales"
Mike: "If this keeps up, she'll never make it on 'Down the Shore.'"
Tom: "Are they in Captain Ron's boat?"
Tom: "Lorenzo Lamas, in 'Renegade'"
Crow: "Suddenly, it's the end of 'Highlander.'" Mike: "The series?"
Tom: So, guys. How many times have you seen 'Forever Young'?
Mike (singing): "One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble."
Alien from L.A. is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode.