The Office (TV Series)
Michael's Birthday (2006)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : [talking quietly to Angela with Ryan nearby, using code to hide their affair] What about that meeting later to discuss finances?
Angela : Yes. But don't expect any cookie.
Dwight Schrute : [slowly whispering] But what if I'm hungry?
Angela : No cookie.
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Dwight Schrute : Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food, I can drive a taxi, I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist. Because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.