Donna Culver: How is it you always know exactly what to do to cause the most harm, and you always do it with such unerring instinct? If I didn't know better, I'd swear you made a pact with the Devil!
J.R. Ewing: Are you trying to flatter me or insult me? I can't make out which.
Donna Culver: I can promise you this: Dave and I are gonna take up where Cliff Barnes left off. We'll destroy you!
J.R. Ewing: Sue Ellen, you're a drunk. And a tramp. And with your history there isn't a court in the State of Texas that would let you have him
Sue Ellen Ewing: No... J.R., you can't be serious. You couldn't do that to me. You couldn't take my son.
J.R. Ewing: My son.
J.R. Ewing: Oh, by the way, your wife is home.
Bobby Ewing: Already?
J.R. Ewing: Yeah.
Bobby Ewing: You didn't happen to mention Jenna's name to her, did you? By accident of course.
J.R. Ewing: Bobby, I'm sorry, I- I did let it slip.
Bobby Ewing: Yeah. You know, you did a good day's work yesterday breaking up Donna and Ray. That should be enough for one week, don't you think? Even the Lord rested on the seventh day.
[turns his back and enters the house]
J.R. Ewing: Donna and Ray...
[smiles contently, puts on his hat and walks to his car]
Miss Ellie Ewing: J.R., as far as your concerned, the whole state of Texas could be a concrete slab. Including Southfork.
[Jock laughs at this]