Well, you know, recently I've become a vegetarian, and it's worked out great! Really. You know, the other day, my colon looked up at me and said, "Frank, thank you." I said "No. Thank YOU." But now, what am I going to do with all the meat I have stored in freezers? I figured, "Hey, why not bring the meat back to life?
That's right. That's why we've invented the meat re-animator. Hook it up, Frank.
[they shock a chicken that gets up and starts wobbling around
It's alive! Alive! My ...
Let Me Call You Sweetheart
Music by Leo Friedman
Lyrics by Beth Slater Whitson
Performed by Kevin Murphy See more