Well, you know, recently I've become a vegetarian, and it's worked out great! Really. You know, the other day, my colon looked up at me and said, "Frank, thank you." I said "No. Thank YOU." But now, what am I going to do with all the meat I have stored in freezers? I figured, "Hey, why not bring the meat back to life?
That's right. That's why we've invented the meat re-animator. Hook it up, Frank.
[they shock a chicken that gets up and starts wobbling around
It's alive! Alive! My ...