- [watching the grotesquely inhumane short "Catching Trouble"]
- Crow T. Robot: Joel, do people do this on Earth?
- Tom Servo: Yeah, Joel, isn't this wrong?
- Joel: Yeah, guys. I'm really ashamed of my race right now.
- [Joel turns to the viewers at home]
- Joel: We'd just like to apologize to everyone everywhere for this...
- [During the credits]
- Crow T. Robot: Based on the stage play by Lillian Hellman.
- Tom Servo: "The Caveman's Hour!" Hee hee.