Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Humanoid Woman (1989)

J. Elvis Weinstein: Tom Servo, Gypsy, Dr. Laurence Erhardt

Quotes 

• Tom Servo : You want surreal? I'll give you surreal: A Very Brady Christmas.

• Joel : Hello, sirs! Hey, great movie last week, huh? You know, I don't think a lot of people realize this, but it wasn't really a movie, it was just two Space 1999 segments edited together.

  Dr. Lawrence Erhardt : Regardless of what it was, it put your ratings through the ceiling!

  Dr. Forrester : Even you could've beaten the Cincinnati Bengals, and I'm out fifty bucks!

  Joel : Hey, maybe they'll give me MVP!

  Dr. Forrester : Don't get cocky with me, you orbiting Wilfred Brimley wannabe!

  Dr. Lawrence Erhardt : Joel, do the words oxygen deprivation mean anything to you? Look, if your ratings keep going up, we'll be forced to send you...

  Joel : Geez, you guys. Last week, the ratings were low and you got mad.

  Dr. Forrester : Hey, we're mad scientists. What do you expect? Larry, put in Humanoid Woman.

  Joel : MOVIE SIGN!