Full House (TV Series)

I'm There for You, Babe (1989)

John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis

Quotes 

• Danny Tanner : Do you know why this carburetor won't work?

  Jesse : Yeah. It's in your hand, not under your hood.

• D.J. : You have the brain of a paramecium.

  Steph : Well, if I have the brain of a paramecium, you have the brain of only one mecium.

  [pause] 

  Steph : [victorious]  Ha ha ha!

  [exits] 

  D.J. : There really is no way to beat her, is there?

  Jesse : No, not really.