- Jesse Katsopolis: [after catching Danny dancing disco to "Shake Your Booty" in his old platform shoes] Now I know why disco died.
- Stephanie Tanner, Becky Donaldson: I pledge my love and loyalty, to all he hive and every bee, our motto is and ever was: buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
- Kimmy Gibbler: [to the guys] Do you want me to rewind Dirty Dancing? Or should I just fast forward to the making out parts?
- Mom at slumber party: Okay, mothers.
- [notices Joey]
- Mom at slumber party: Uh... parents.
- [pauses]
- Mom at slumber party: Big people!
- Danny Tanner: I have my whole life organized up here. Everything from my Antfarm, to my Zorro sword!
- Joey Gladstone: That's your life? Dead ants and a plastic sword?
- Jesse Katsopolis: I got rid of everything.
- Danny Tanner: That's impossible! Nobody could afford my prices.
- Danny Tanner: [about his yard sale] I haven't had a customer in over 2 hours, isn't that ridiculous?
- Joey Gladstone: What's ridiculous are these prices. $90 for a pair of platform shoes?
- Danny Tanner: Actually that's just for one shoe.
- Jesse: [reading from newspaper] Rebecca Donaldson, award-winning journalist and host of 'Wake Up, San Francisco' to wed... 'JERSEY KATSOPOLIS'?
- Danny Tanner: 'Jersey Katsopolis'. Sounds like a Greek cow.