The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Loves Flanders (1994)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders

Quotes 

• Todd Flanders : [they both are eating sugar for the first time]  Don't hog it all, smelly head!

  Rod Flanders : Go to hell, zit face!

• [Bart pulls two tickets out of his pockets] 

  Bart Simpson : Hey dad, sell you these for fifty bucks!

  Homer Simpson : Woo-hoo! Sold!

  [without a second thought, pulls out fifty dollars, hands it to Bart and takes his tickets. Bart happily runs out of the house] 

  Marge Simpson : Those aren't tickets to the game, Homer.

  Homer Simpson : What do you mean? It says right here: "Free wig with every purchase of large wig. Downtown Wig Center."

  [realizing he's been had] 

  Homer Simpson : Why, you little... !

  [ponders] 

  Homer Simpson : Hmm, "free wig."

  [imagines putting on Marge-type wig and humming] 

  Homer Simpson : [in Marge voice]  I love you, Homie. Hmm.

  [in normal voice] 

  Homer Simpson : Heh heh heh. I don't need her at all anymore.

• Lisa : It seems every week the Simpsons go through a situation like this. My suggestion is to just ride it out, make the occasional smart-aleck quip, and next week, we'll return right to where we were, ready for another wacky adventure.

  Bart : Aye carumba.

  Lisa : That's the spirit.