The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Loves Flanders (1994)

Hank Azaria: Man on Street, Carl, Stan Taylor, Moe Szyslak, Priest, Chief Wiggum, Man in Church #2

Quotes 

• Homer : This is Ned Flanders, my friend!

  Carl : What'd he say?

  Lenny : I dunno, something about being gay.

• [Homer is camping out to buy football tickets] 

  Homer : Heh-heh-heh, I did it. Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.

  Man : With the money you would have made working, you could have bought tickets from a scalper.

  Homer : In theory, yes.

  [sotto voce] 

  Homer : Jerk.

• Lenny : [Homer and Flanders are entering the football stadium parking lot. Not wanting to be seen with Flanders, Homer pushes him down in his seat, making it look like the car is driving itself]  Hey look, Homer's got one of those robot cars

  [seconds later, Flanders crashes] 

  Carl : One of those *American* robot cars

• Moe Syszlak : [after Ned recognizes Moe from his charity reading to sick kids]  If this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt!

• monty burns : There's a crippled boy in the hospital who really wants you guys to win this win I know because I put him in there.