Owen Gregory: Usually I meet a girl at a bar, we have a drink, and I tell her a story about how I saved a kid from drowning at summer camp.
Lee Hemingway: You saved a kid from drowning?
Owen Gregory: Almost.
Zoe Lopez: The difference between love and sex is, with sex you need a condom and a pair of running shoes, and with love you need diopters and a bulletproof west.
Zoe Lopez: Yes, Gunther.
Gunther: Stop with flirting. I'm gay.