Blood Ranch (2006) (V)

User Rating:

5.8/10   

Director:

Corbin Timbrook

Writers:

Antonio Hernandez (writer)
Corbin Timbrook (original story)

Release Date:

6 June 2006 (USA)

Genre:

Horror

Plot:

Four college students and an Iraq War vet, lost on a desert highway, encounter a terrified young woman with a black van on her trail...

Cast

Jim Fitzpatrick	...	Spider
Dayton Knoll	...	Jason
Scott L. Schwartz	...	Mute
Season Hamilton	...	Jen
Daniel O'Meara	...	Alex
Madeleine Lindley	...	Val
Mike Faiola	...	Mark
Dr. Asad Farr	...	Guard
John Marrott	...	Mask
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Robert Ambrose	...	Dart
Sarah Burdge	...	Marie
Caroline DiChristi	...	Caged Girl
Clare Freeman	...	Trench
Joe Gnoffo	...	Dorthy
Annmarie Lynn Gracey	...	Girl in pen
Shalena Hughes	...	Megan
Miranda Lindley	...	Twins
Lisa London	...	Attendant
Nick Machado	...	Floyd
Charles McGibney	...	Bathroom guy
Desi Singh	...	Board
Vernon Wells	...	Shotgun
George T. Woods	...	Chair

Runtime:

USA:90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Company:

Farrland Films

Goofs:

Crew or equipment visible: When the hitchhiker opens the car door and gets in, two crew members are seen reflected in the car window.

Horrendously bad movie

I have to say first that I love movies. I have so much respect for actors, writers, directors, producers. I look for movies that are much more than just mindless entertainment. I look for the movies that usually fly under the radar, cause you can usually find some of the best films ever made there. Indie films and such. It was the case with this movie "Blood Ranch", I had never heard of it. And I wish that was still the case! Words cannot even begin to describe just how completely awful this movie was. When I first started watching it I thought it was a joke, maybe some kind of satire on horror films or something. I could not tell you what happens, how it begins or ends. I would watch for about 15 minutes or so then skip forward a few scenes to see if maybe it got any better. But it only got worse. It is as if a bunch of fifth graders, with absolutely no talent or ability, deliberately found the worst actors then could get, and then decided to wing it without a script. I have seen so many movies, I love movies. But I have to say that this is without a doubt the absolute worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life If you have not seen this movie, Please do yourself a favor and keep it that way