As a virgin, Nitz could only be grateful for the opportunity to make love to Kimmy Burton. But when he finds out she does part-time volunteer work at the local free clinic, he mistakenly assumes she's a slut, and vows to be extra virginal. Cal tries to abstain from sex himself, after fearing the possibility that he might've gained a sexually transmitted disease. Rocko pretends to be a virgin to gain Charity's trust, so he can make his former high school girlfriend jealous on her upcoming visit. Written by
Daniel Timothy Dey
Did You Know?
A kiss on the cheek from Kimmy Burton is worth a thousand nights in the sack with any other girl.
Yes Cal. Even Rosie O'Donnell.
References The X-Files
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