As a virgin, Nitz could only be grateful for the opportunity to make love to Kimmy Burton. But when he finds out she does part-time volunteer work at the local free clinic, he mistakenly assumes she's a slut, and vows to be extra virginal. Cal tries to abstain from sex himself, after fearing the possibility that he might've gained a sexually transmitted disease. Rocko pretends to be a virgin to gain Charity's trust, so he can make his former high school girlfriend jealous on her upcoming visit. Written by
Daniel Timothy Dey
Did You Know?
Kimmy showed me how to properly put on a condom. Where's the banana?
I ate it.
There was a condom on it.
References The X-Files
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