As a virgin, Nitz could only be grateful for the opportunity to make love to Kimmy Burton. But when he finds out she does part-time volunteer work at the local free clinic, he mistakenly assumes she's a slut, and vows to be extra virginal. Cal tries to abstain from sex himself, after fearing the possibility that he might've gained a sexually transmitted disease. Rocko pretends to be a virgin to gain Charity's trust, so he can make his former high school girlfriend jealous on her upcoming visit. Written by
Daniel Timothy Dey
Did You Know?
Rocko had a girlfriend? Was she mentally challenged or like a man or something?
[Rocko scowls at her
Okay, for the sake of conversation, let's say your ex wasn't a total whack-job. Why did you break up?
It's sorta complicated.
[flashback to prom
Uh, I know it's prom and all, buuut... I'm breaking up with you so I can get laid by tons of chicks when I go to college. Oh yeah, happy birthday!
References The X-Files
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