[Mump has been stricken with carpal tunnel syndrome]
Doctor: What the hell were you guys doing?
Gimpy: Hacking into the Ben and Jerry's mainframe and changing Captain Kirk Crunch to Chocolate Chip Chewbacca.
Gimpy: Don't you realize this is Star Wars vs Star Trek? A band of rebel X-Wing fighters versus... I don't know, some Star Trek crap where they save a bunch of crap lousy whales.
Gimpy: Now, your joystick...
Gimpy: Is there something funny about your joystick, Private Rocko? As I was saying, your joystick must be harnessed as the instruments of digital devastation. You must master your joystick like a fisherman masters bait.
Gimpy: [opens a bathroom stall revealing Cal and a joystick] Private Cal! What is your major malfunction?
Cal: Heyy guyy. I'm mastering my joystick! slurpp
[Gimpy backs slowly out of the room]
Cal: Sorry guy! I didn't know it was your birthday. Happy birthday, guy!
Gimpy: Cal, show Nitz Captain Joystick.
Cal: Ok guy. Meet my joystick. I named him Captain Joystick.
Gimpy: It's your birthday present which we were gonna give you at your party tomorrow night!
Cal: Oh no guy, that's *my* joystick! I'm using it tomorrow night and... oh wait, I see what you're doing! Slrp. You're trickin Nitz! I don't think Nitz will go for it, guy.
Rocko: I don't know, Nitz is kinda dumb sometimes. Maybe he'll fall for it.
Nitz: I'm logging off now.
Rocko: Punk-ass! Take that, bastard!
Nitz: Are you OK?
Rocko: Yeah. I just saw Fight Club 22 times so I've started my own group, which I call Brawl Group. Wanna join? You can be member number 2.
Rocko: Number 2. Heh-heh that's not funny, eat this!
Rocko: You're weak! No *you're* weak! I'm weaker than you, I mean I'm stronger!
Jessie: So, is this how you hang out with your high school friends? Just sit around and state?
Nitz: Only on Stare-day.
Jessie: [chuckles] Good one. We have signs of life.
[Nitz, Jessie, Rob Brody and friends at a private movie screening]
Rob Brody: Look, you can see the boom shadow. And in this scene, that guy has his watch on. But look, now he doesn't. You see? Continuity error! Continuity error!
Rob Brody: NUMBAH ONE! NUMBAH ONE! I WATCH THA MOVIE GOOD!
Spud: Choose your weapon on the field of honor!
Gimpy: Broadswords! Huzzah!
[Spud and Gimpy are given broadswords, but find them too heavy to duel with]
Spud: What say revolvers, hmm?
[Spud and Gimpy are given revolvers, try to duel with them like swords, and find them too heavy as well]
Gimpy: Or, uh, karaoke duel!
[takes up microphone and starts singing a Thompson Twins song]
Gimpy: Oh-oo-oh hold me now!
[is unable to keep lifting microphone and drops it]
[Rob Brody is lecturing Crougar on modern cinema]
Rob Brody: Look into the light, Crougar. What Bob is trying to do with overlapping audio in Nashville, M*A*S*H, and to a lesser extent in Short Cuts, is...
Crougar: [interrupting] F**k you, Brody. When the f**k did Robert Altman become "Bob?" Before or after he f***ed your mother?