- Adam Cunningham: Can't hedge on an IPO, can we?
- [Grant sticks his hand up]
- Adam Cunningham: Yes?
- Grant Jansky: Is that rhetorical?
- Adam Cunningham: Yes. Shut up.
- [Grant elaborately zips his mouth and throws away the key]
- Adam Cunningham: Now, I want you to solve my problem. Something creative, preferably legal. Something today.
- [Grant tries to get his mouth unzipped. Adam's already out the door]
- Grant Jansky: And you are...?
- Adam Cunningham: So outside the police and Brian, who else knows?
- Sally Ross: Adam, we have a five-year-old, a bodyguard, and two police officers running around the office.
- Jack Larkin: Plans for world domination taking up a lot of your time, Adam?
- Adam Cunningham: Oh, I've got everything down but how to avoid the land war in Asia.
- Chris Todson: Five hundred says he's leaving her.
- Benny Siedleman: Done.
- Ayn Krywarik: Do the words "bad taste" mean anything to you?
- Benny Siedleman: Bad... taste...?
- Ayn Krywarik: Two-to-one she gets custody.
- Jack Larkin: You know what I hate about guys like you?
- Ian Danzter: I really don't have time to hear the entire list. I've got a widow I have to evict.
- Jack Larkin: This scud's for you.
- Donald D'Arby: I thought Adam wanted you to handle it, Jack.
- Jack Larkin: He failed to take into account the fact that I don't like diving into sewage.
- Detective Todd: My chief hauled my ass down to his office this morning. Seems he got his ass hauled down to city hall last night. I don't like it when guys go over my head. I especially don't like it when guys like you go over my head. It makes me feel, um... unmotivated.
- Grant Jansky: I took some vinyl derivatives, ditto for digital tape and music video production. I put them together and created a virtual record company, Mirror Records. You know why I call it Mirror Records?
- Adam Cunningham: Because you don't cast a reflection.
- Brian Marks: What are you thinking?
- Susannah Marks: I'm not thinking. I'm hoping, every time that phone rings. I'm hoping that it's the policeman telling me they've got that bastard in custody.
- Brian Marks: Why don't you just do what the guy wants?
- Susannah Marks: Do you really think I'm having a hard time making a choice between our daughter and my career?
- Brian Marks: Are you?
- Adam Cunningham: Fifteen minutes ago, over the cotton fields of Georgia, there was a heavy rainstorm. Turned into hail. Only one analyst predicted that occurrence, and only one firm had the opportunity to profit from that information. Do you know who that firm was?
- Chris Todson: Gardner Ross.
- Adam Cunningham: Oh, that's very astute. Not many people would know that, seeing as only one person from Gardner Ross managed to profit from that information.
- Chris Todson: Ayn?
- Adam Cunningham: Bingo.
- Adam Cunningham: I'm not paying you to think. I'm paying you to trade. You get any more ideas, stifle them.
- Monika Barnes: You would bet on anything, wouldn't you?
- Chris Todson: With the right odds, yeah.
- Monika Barnes: You're an asshole.
- Benny Siedleman: [on the phone] Hey, it's Benny, the only guy who'll let you cheat at golf.
- [listens]
- Benny Siedleman: It's not a dog! Come on, you don't even know what I'm selling, man!
- [Grant is playing Taps on a kazoo]
- Adam Cunningham: Stop that. Talk to me.
- Grant Jansky: Major meltdown.
- Adam Cunningham: That bad?
- Grant Jansky: Market loves the new Grab. Grab up.
- Adam Cunningham: Mirror down?
- Grant Jansky: We're about to find out if a virtual company can go into virtual bankruptcy.