Bruce Gray: Adam Cunningham

Quotes 

• Adam Cunningham : Can't hedge on an IPO, can we?

  [Grant sticks his hand up] 

  Adam Cunningham : Yes?

  Grant Jansky : Is that rhetorical?

  Adam Cunningham : Yes. Shut up.

  [Grant elaborately zips his mouth and throws away the key] 

  Adam Cunningham : Now, I want you to solve my problem. Something creative, preferably legal. Something today.

  [Grant tries to get his mouth unzipped. Adam's already out the door] 

  Grant Jansky : And you are...?

• Adam Cunningham : So outside the police and Brian, who else knows?

  Sally Ross : Adam, we have a five-year-old, a bodyguard, and two police officers running around the office.

• Jack Larkin : Plans for world domination taking up a lot of your time, Adam?

  Adam Cunningham : Oh, I've got everything down but how to avoid the land war in Asia.

• Grant Jansky : I took some vinyl derivatives, ditto for digital tape and music video production. I put them together and created a virtual record company, Mirror Records. You know why I call it Mirror Records?

  Adam Cunningham : Because you don't cast a reflection.

• Adam Cunningham : Fifteen minutes ago, over the cotton fields of Georgia, there was a heavy rainstorm. Turned into hail. Only one analyst predicted that occurrence, and only one firm had the opportunity to profit from that information. Do you know who that firm was?

  Chris Todson : Gardner Ross.

  Adam Cunningham : Oh, that's very astute. Not many people would know that, seeing as only one person from Gardner Ross managed to profit from that information.

  Chris Todson : Ayn?

  Adam Cunningham : Bingo.

• Adam Cunningham : I'm not paying you to think. I'm paying you to trade. You get any more ideas, stifle them.

• [Grant is playing Taps on a kazoo] 

  Adam Cunningham : Stop that. Talk to me.

  Grant Jansky : Major meltdown.

  Adam Cunningham : That bad?

  Grant Jansky : Market loves the new Grab. Grab up.

  Adam Cunningham : Mirror down?

  Grant Jansky : We're about to find out if a virtual company can go into virtual bankruptcy.