The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer's Triple Bypass (1992)
Hank Azaria: Chief Wiggum, Snake, Pig, Gasso Employee #1, Ambulence Driver, Lou, Health Insurance Salesman, Dr. Nick Riviera, Carl, Moe Szyslak, 'People Who Look Like Things' Host, Surgery Audience, Apu, Mr. McGreg
Quotes
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Dr. Julius Hibbert : Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer Simpson : Say it in English, Doc!
Dr. Julius Hibbert : You're going to need open-heart surgery.
Homer Simpson : Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo!
Dr. Julius Hibbert : We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Homer Simpson : Could you dumb it down a shade?
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[while operating on Homer]
Dr. Nick : [singing to the tune of "Dem Bones"] The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.
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Apu : Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?
Kwik-E-Mart Customer : Gimmie some jerky.
Apu : Would you like some vodka with that?
Kwik-E-Mart Customer : Oh, what the hell, sure!
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Mr. McGreg : Dr. Nick Riviera. Remember me?
Dr. Nick : Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.
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[Dr. Nick's commercial]
Dr. Nick : You've tried the best. Now try the rest.
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Dr. Nick : Call 1-600-DOCTORB, the B is for bargain.
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Dr. Nick : Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want.
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Chief Wiggum : This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, ah, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
Homer : I can't wait 'til they throw his hatless butt in jail.
