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"Daria" The Lawndale File (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

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Jane: A lot of weirdness around here lately.

Daria: Yeah. I won't be sorry to see this day end.

Jane: You say that every day.

Daria: Oh, yeah.

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Jane: Did we just see a U.F.O.?

Daria: You're getting paranoid. It's probably just an informal get-together of local stalkers. You know, hang out, swap stories, try out each other's skeleton keys.

Jane: But only an idiot would go stalking with a flashlight.

Daria: Come on. This is Lawndale.

Jane: Oh, yeah.

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Jane: So you convinced your dad you're not a communist?

Daria: Yeah, I'm showing him how much I love money by hitting him up for it every chance I get.

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Jane: Come on, not even aliens would give the planet to the Fashion Club. You're getting paranoid.

Daria: I'm not talking about aliens. But there's something out there. Something stupid.

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[agents are looking for "different" people]

Jane: Different, huh? What do you think I'll get if I turn you in?

Daria: More quality time with Brittany and Kevin.

Jane: Curse you different ones and your insidious logic.

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Mr. O'Neill: Have you been watching "The X-Files"? I know I have.

Daria: And that's good.

Mr. O'Neill: But you know what's interesting?

Jane: Why do you encourage him?

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Helen: Come on, Daria, something interesting must have happened yesterday.

Daria: Nope.

Jake: How about that friend of yours - what's new with her?

Daria: Not much.

Helen: What about the newspaper? Read anything interesting there lately?

Daria: I did see an article by an efficiency expert who claims one really intense conversation with your child over breakfast is worth a whole week of unfocused parenting. Did you catch that article?

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Daria: Come on now. Aliens don't hide in the bushes. It's probably just a stalker.

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