Lawndale High School goes on another field trip, this time to a local paint-ball course, with Helen & Jake as parental chaperones. The true savage nature of everybody's personality is revealed on this trip. Daria and Jane opt to sneak out toward another nearby tourist attraction that proves to be a complete rip-off. Written by
Daniel Timothy Dey
Did You Know?
No matter what happens we won't shoot at each other and mess up our outfits.
[holds up fashion magazine and swears on it
If I fire at a fellow fashion club member, may I wear brown pants with an elastic waste for a whole week.
If I fire, I'll wear toe-pantyhoses. The shiny kind.
Spoofs The Deer Hunter
I'm Afraid of Americans
Performed by David Bowie
& Trent Reznor See more