- Wilt: How's the weather up there? Well, how's the weather down *there*?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Partially cloudy, 20% chance of... This isn't helping me.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Come on, let's spice this up the way I did Taco Night.
- Mr. Herriman: That was you? I thought Jolly Buttons...
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: No, me. I just framed Jolly.
- Mr. Herriman: We had him deported!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I know. He still sends me postcards.
- [postcard reads, in cutout letters - "I will get you."]
- Wilt: You're finally getting what you deserve.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: A race car bed? I'm finally getting a race car bed?
- Wilt: No. You're getting your just desserts. A taste of your own medicine.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Is it bubble-gum flavored?
- Wilt: No, Bloo, but you're gonna get it anyways. Your days of insensitivity towards us non-smalls are over when the clock strikes FOUR!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh yeah? Not if I strike first!
- Madame Foster: But as we all know, time stops for no man.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What about imaginary friends? Does it stop for imaginary friends?
- Madame Foster: Not on my watch.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [Imitates Mr. Herriman] Order, order! Stop your fun-having at once. I have something useless and boring to say.
- Cowboy Hat Friend: Seriously, this new friend is no joke. They say he came from some deranged, looney town.
- Tiny Counterpart: Created by some deranged looney.
- Moustached Giraffe Friend: And that he is also looney, and deranged as well.