Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (TV Series)
Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree (2005)
Keith Ferguson: Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo, Shaggy Friend, Hand Friend
Quotes
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [to Mac, who is hyper from eating sugar] Maybe the other friends were right. Maybe you *are* ruining this party!
Mac : [shouts] MAYBE YOU RUIN CHOCOLATE!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You're right. Maybe I *do* ruin chocolate. Be that as it may, *you're* not getting any more!
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You have my word... that this will be the wildest, partiest, housiest house party this house has ever partied!
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Handy : Things are getting out of hand!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You always say that!
Gummi Bear : [comes up with half his ear bitten off] Your friend ate half my ear!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You always say that!
Gummi Bear : No, I don't!
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Mr. Herriman : Master Blooregard, I'll have you know I am sworn to uphold the integrity of this household. I trust you to refrain from your usual numbskull plots and knuckleheaded shenanigans.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : They're really more like harebrained schemes.
Mr. Herriman : If they were harebrained, they'd be clever.
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : What's shakin', Shaky? How's it hangin', Hangy?
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : It's not going to work.
Coco : Coco!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : He's going to know it's you.
[Coco dials phone]
Mr. Herriman : [answers phone on hallway] Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Mr. Herriman speaking. How may I assist you?
Coco : Coco cocococo?
Mr. Herriman : Is our refrigerator running? Yes, I do believe it is.
Coco : Coco coco-co!
Mr. Herriman : I shall better go catch it indeed!
[Runs out door]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I stand corrected.
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[Bloo finds Mac, naked and delirious from too much sugar, in an alley]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hey, pal. We okay?
Mac : S-s-sugar.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : What's that?
Mac : Sugar! Need sugar!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Oh, sugar. You mean like this piece of gum?
Mac : Sugar! Precious sugar!
[Takes gum, spits it out]
Mac : It burns us! It burns us!
[They pull Mac into the car and drive off]
Mac : You said... it was sugar.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Right, sugar. Sugar-free.
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I'll take care of Herriman.
Eduardo : How you do that?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : How am I going to do it? How am I going to do it? Seriously, how am I going to do it? I've got nothing.
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Uh, we've been robbed? Faulty plumbing? Monsoon season? Winter... windtime?
Mr. Herriman : Looks more like a wild party.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Wild party? There was no wild party. Now if you excuse me, I've got to go get my naked friend.