Count Duckula (TV Series)

Dr. Goosewing and Mr. Duck (1989)

Brian Trueman: Nanny

Quotes 

• Nanny : [Igor has drank the reversing potion in his tea]  Oh Mr. Igor, are you having a turn? Dear, you're turning a funny color, Mr. Igor. Mr. Igor, are you all right?

  Igor : I shall feel infinitely better, my dear, dear Nanny, when I have spread a little happiness, kissed a few babies, given shelter to some stray dogs, rescued several lost kittens, and helped a handful of old ladies across the room.

  Nanny : [chuckling]  Oh Mr. Igor, you will have your little joke!

  Igor : Joke, my dear sweet Nanny? But no. One should never joke about being good and kind and loving and kind and helpful to those more needy than oneself. I must leave you now; I have to go and bring joy and contentment to mankind!

• Nanny : I must be getting the hang of this door lark.

• Nanny : Lay down your instruments of violence and depart forthwith!

  Igor : Madam, I-!

  Nanny : Lay so much as one digit on this young duck, and I warned you, the consequences to your physiognomy and constitution will be dire in the extreme!