Count Duckula (TV Series)
Dr. Goosewing and Mr. Duck (1989)
Jack May: Igor
Quotes
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Nanny : [Igor has drank the reversing potion in his tea] Oh Mr. Igor, are you having a turn? Dear, you're turning a funny color, Mr. Igor. Mr. Igor, are you all right?
Igor : I shall feel infinitely better, my dear, dear Nanny, when I have spread a little happiness, kissed a few babies, given shelter to some stray dogs, rescued several lost kittens, and helped a handful of old ladies across the room.
Nanny : [chuckling] Oh Mr. Igor, you will have your little joke!
Igor : Joke, my dear sweet Nanny? But no. One should never joke about being good and kind and loving and kind and helpful to those more needy than oneself. I must leave you now; I have to go and bring joy and contentment to mankind!
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Count Duckula : [complaining about his breakfast and walking to his icebox] Oh, well, if it's going to be porridge, at least I'll have some milk on it.
Igor : [Igor shows up in the icebox] Milk? Oh, sir, why not try a little...
Count Duckula : If you're going to suggest I pour blood on my porridge, Igor, I shall be forced to order you to leave the room!
Igor : A little drop of group AB never hurt anybody, milord.
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Count Duckula : [Igor has come with Dr.Von Goosewing] Oh, there you are, Igor. You wouldn't happen to know what I was doing in the cellar, would you?
Igor : Only too well, only too well!
Count Duckula : Oh, well I don't. Ooh, boy have I got a headache. Could you get me something for it, Igor?
Igor : The only thing that will alleviate your suffering, Count Duckula, and that of those you and your kind prey upon, is a stake!
Count Duckula : Oh, good, well could you get me- a steak? A steak for a headache? Igor, what are y-, and you know I'm a vegetarian!
Igor : You see, doctor, how devious, how clever the vampire can be?
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Igor : We have come to lay your poor, tormented soul to rest. Dr. Von Goosewing, the stake and hammer, if you please.
