- Mike Brady: [as the family are all seated for dinner] Say, what's taking Bobby so long?
- Peter Brady: I don't know. I haven't seen him.
- Mike Brady: [to Peter] Well, go call your brother.
- Peter Brady: [hollering] BOOOOBBBBY!
- [everyone, including Alice, is startled]
- Mike Brady: [annoyed] I said, go call him. Not scream for him. I could have done that.
- Greg Brady: [Peter continues to shake the box of snow too early] Peter! Will you stop the snow?
- Peter Brady: [annoyed] Didn't you say, "snow"?
- Greg Brady: I said, "show". Oh, boy!
- Mike Brady: Greg, now, calm down. What's wrong?
- Greg Brady: I'm trying to make a movie, Dad. Everybody wants lunch, except this guy. He wants snow.
- Mike Brady: [goes into the family room to see Greg typing away on his screenplay, late at night] Greg?
- Greg Brady: [startled] Oh!
- Mike Brady: What are you doing up?
- Greg Brady: Oh, I'm working on the screenplay for my movie.
- Mike Brady: What, now?
- Greg Brady: Well, I'm too excited to sleep. Besides, my mind works best at this time of night.
- Mike Brady: [sarcastically] Oh, good. When you get a little older, I'll send you to night school.
- Mike Brady: [Peter's shaking of the snow box without cue starts to rattle Mike's nerves] Peter! Hold the snow!
- Peter Brady: But, Greg said...
- Mike Brady: [annoyed] Never mind! HOLD it!
- Mike Brady: [looking at the fake snow flakes] Say, what are these?
- Bobby Brady: Corn flakes.
- Carol Brady: Corn flakes?
- Cindy Brady: We sprayed white paint on them.
- Jan Brady: A dozen boxes.
- Marcia Brady: And a bag of mashed potato flakes.
- Carol Brady: Corn flakes and mashed potato flakes?
- Mike Brady: That's an expensive snow storm.
- Alice Nelson: [tasting one] Pretty fattening, too.
- Carol Brady: [to Peter and Bobby about their Indian cues] Do you guys know what you're supposed to do?
- Peter Brady: We attack the fort.
- Bobby Brady: Yeah, attack the fort.
- Greg Brady: No, you're friendly Indians. You come in peace.
- Peter Brady: We don't attack?
- Greg Brady: No.
- [turns around]
- Greg Brady: Now, Alice...
- Peter Brady: [to Carol] Couldn't we attack the fort and then make friends?
- Carol Brady: Peter, Greg does not want an attack.
- Bobby Brady: Then what do you need Indians for?
- Greg Brady: [exasperated] Dad?
- Mike Brady: Bobby, the Indians were friendly, at first. They didn't start fighting until their land was taken away.
- Bobby Brady: You mean the Pilgrims took away all the Indians' land?
- Mike Brady: That's right. Well, at first, they didn't take much of it.
- Peter Brady: Then how about not much of an attack?